Q&A
Milestone: first time being called a smurf
So i was playing on land nomad ( elo 890 or something) against a guy who picked spanish. I was mongols so i figured lets scout rush the hell out of him before he fast castles. I went all in hunt and attacked, he did not even have loom or a barracks. Very greedy. With 5 scouts on the field i picked of 4 villagers trying to build a barracks, game over.
then the conversation went like this:
him: qdflkjqlsdkfj Smurf! mljlkj ( in a language i did not understand)
me: what do you mean? i was guessing you d go fast castle so i produced scouts?
him: how can you know this on this elo?
me: T90 baby!!!
him: i will report you for offensive language
I have to admit it was kind of satisfying 😀
5 scouts 🙂 that is a lot of meat! nice all in ! Did you boost them on attack also? ( I ask for a friend, he never knows when to start these weapon upgrades 😉 )
Enjoy the salt. The flavour from most food comes from the salt 😉
I used to have such thoughts aswell sometimes but I would never accuse someone because of that… Not after seeing people who I guessed are xxx elo higher then me after their good early pressure having no clue about macro/lategame… Just different strengths and weaknesses.
And well, calling someone smurf because he assumes a civ goes for their strength is kinda funny 😀
> him: i will report you for offensive language
My dad works at Microsoft in the AoE2 smurf report department and I can confirm that the guy reported you!