Show Me You’re From the Early 2000s
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Play Highland, stonewall the river crossings, put up a castle and 3-4 towers on each.
Max garrison with arbs.
Watch the AI suicide all of its troops into your swamp gauntlet until you get bored and put it out of its misery.
My town has one (1) town center (why would a village have multiple “centers” – that doesn’t make any sense at all) that is surrounded on all sides by streets, a residential area comprising numerous blocks of 2X6 houses, a commercial area with a market and blacksmith, a farming area, and an industrial area with one (1) barracks and either one (1) stable or one (1) archery range, all of which is surrounded by a rectangular stone wall with one (1) gate.
The town population is approximately 30, plus a similar number of military units, consisting primarily of champions (the best unit, for sure) during the game’s second hour of play, at which point I’m making preparations to leave my town for the first time accompanied by a ram, along with a monk for healing that is being guarded by the champions in box formation.
They will all die a fiery death 10 minutes later (gg), and I will ponder how I’ll ever beat that insane moderate AI.
Perhaps next time, I’ll bring several archers or a knight with me
Trying to connect to your mate’s game via TCP/IP
Failing to connect to your mate’s game via TCP/IP
Trying to fix your firewall settings, and opening ports
NAT forwarding, what is that
Finally installing Game Ranger
Don’t forget [User Patch 1.0c](http://userpatch.aiscripters.net/)
Ah shit, the Toxic Grass bug
Killing explorer.exe before loading AOE
Finally getting to play Castle Blood Automatic
What the fuck is a petard?!
I play the last William Wallace mission and boom until I have all techs and a huge army and then completely destroy red and feel like a pro in this game.
1v1v1v1v1v1v1v1 Islands Large Map, rerolling till I get 2 relics.
Only Brits, Byz or Teutons
How do you turn this on
Trebs are terrifying and conquistadores are new.
I played the trial map for about 3 months straight
I installed the game off a disc from a cereal box
Huns vs Huns
One vill on berries long distance, one chopping a straggler, one on gold at the start
Playn in the church basement with a bunch of smelly bearded Bois/ almost men.
It’s BF and there re just 20 trees left on the map, game is running for 4h and one of my mates fell asleep.
Btw Saracens OP
Why are ai cities always full of traffic jam with catapults?
Oh wait this is more like ’98
Round turtle ships.
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