[Anonymous Player]

Occasionally, I enjoy playing games while having a drink.

Can you assist me in creating a drinking game based on Age of Empires?

Let’s establish the regulations for AOE and transform it into the popular custom lobby meta.

Recommend rules in the comments section.

[Bowyeh]

Here are some I am thinking:

Lose a vil in dark age: 2 shots
Lose a vil in feudal: 1 shot
Opponent reaches castle age before you: 1 shot
Have a castle denied: 3 shots
Lose a tc: 2 shots

Ok the more I think about this the more I think this will kill people.

Maybe it’s “sips” instead of shots. 11

[MtG-Crash]

Pick a camel civ and take a shot everytime you hear a camel makes MOOOOÄÄÄÄH

[theAlmondcake]

Losing a vil to a boar has to finish a drink surely.

Losing a mangonel to a mangonel.

Losing your starting scout to a TC.

Getting a scout converted.

Housed.

I think if your opponent builds a wonder you’ve gotta have a drink every ten years while it’s up 11

[Constant-Section8375]

Every time you encounter someone playing well below their actual level because they cannot handle losing, take a drink.

You’d have alcohol poisoning in a couple of hours

[Bowyeh]

There has to be some rules for flexes.

Like if your opponent researches spies or builds a wonder!

[mindyourtongueboi]

First of all, if you’re ever doing this in a lobby please can I join?

I too like to drink and play (that’s what I blame my low ELO on)

Here are my suggestions:

– Every time you get housed = a sip

– The first war horn = one sip

– Every time you hit a new age = one sip

– Each time your unit is converted = one sip

– You lose a vil to a boar = 2 sips

– You lose your trebs = 2 sips

– You buy Supplies = 2 sips

– You buy Murder Holes = 2 sips

– Any call of GG = 3 sips

– You make a Daut Castle = 3 sips

– First sight of a flaming camel = 3 sips

– You create Longbowmen = 3 sips

– You play as Franks = 5 sips (this must be done before gameplay)

– You get countered as Franks by Hindustanis = 10 sips

Edit: changed it to not kill the guy

[Executioneer]

Game lenght rules: housed=1 shot (not counting max pop and 0 pop spaces)

Age specific rules:

Dark age: lose a vil to militia 1 shot, forced off of berries or a woodline, 2 shots, lose a vil to boar 2 shots.

Lose your scout, 2 shots.

Down 3 shots if your feudal time is more than 11:00 (if your strat is rushing in feudal) 17:00 if fast castling

Feudal age: one building destroyed=1 shot.

Eating a mangonel shot, 1 shot.

If your army is completely cleaned up, 2 shots

So far this is enough.

[SissyFanny]

idk man I’m just drinking and smoking weed every time I play, so …

[richhologram]

for every second idle your TC (just get a straw) 😅

[Konagon]

Take a shot for each unit you lose to conversion

Take a shot for each juicy enemy mangonel hit on your units

[tsemper95]

Drink every time you mimic what ur vil says

[secret_hidden]

I made one a couple years ago for a lobby with my mates.

I found the rules out from our Discord:

Pint glasses in use (to help standardise measures)

At the start of the game you must down 1 beer before you can touch your mouse or keyboard.

Click to advance to next age – 3 fingers of beer
Tech researched – 1 finger
Unique tech/ elite unique unit researched – 2 fingers.

Paladin/Arbalest researched – 4 fingers
Lose a castle – 3 fingers
Hole in your wall – 3 fingers
Have a unit converted – 2 fingers
Lose a unit to a wild animal/boar – 3 fingers
If on a hybrid map: Lose a transport with units in – 4 fingers
Each player that resigns before you – 3 fingers
Build a Town Center – 3 fingers
Down a drink if you ring the town bell.

Lose a unit (non building) to a trebuchet – 3 fingers
Lose scout to Town Center – 3 fingers

It was mostly designed to punish both good/meta play and also really dumb play.

FYI the best of us was maybe 950ELO, the worst would probably be about 300…

[Dick__Dastardly]

every time a villager brings back a load of wood, take a shot.

>Their death was …

sudden.

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