“You Either Die as a Hero or Play Long Enough to Become… a Smurf” becomes “Choose: Heroic Death or Smurf Transformation with Time”

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  • #17887

    I made a joke about randomly choosing Koreans the first time I played, and it turns out that it was actually true according to my game statistics. I used a tower drop strategy against them and they were amazed by it.

    #17888
    trashyman2004
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    12xx ELO player never saw a tower rush from Koreans?

    #17889
    TheConqueror753
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    I wouldn’t sweat it, the devs never actually read those reports it seems. Assuming the system even actually sends reports.

    #17890
    smilingstalin
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    It’s very simple. If I beat you, you’re a noob. If you beat me, you’re a smurf.

    Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

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    the_b0urb0n_kid
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    11

    #17892
    harooooo1
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    Salty low mid elo legend

    #17893
    wbcbane_
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    Take that as a compliment, I guess. 11

    #17894
    imashadowbaby
    Guest

    Viper smurf confirmed

    #17895
    Daydream_National
    Guest

    Some basic AOE2 principles every novice player should know before attempting to play ranked:

    * If you lose the game, you are a ***newb***.
    * If you win the game, you are a ***smurf***.

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